I really fucking hate cramps. I feel gross, and ugly, and all I want is to be left alone with my snarkyness to keep me company. Because I don't just get cramps. If I just got cramps, then my life would be dandy. I get mind-numbing, blindingly painful stabbing cramps. And I don't care what the male-voiceover guy for those Tampax ads say, being a girl just doesn't rock sometimes.

What genius got a MALE voiceover guy to do an ad for Tampons? And to say to girls all over North America that "Being a girl rocks!" just sounds utterly ridiculous from a guy.

I wish I could post a recording of it here, because it's just so stupid that it's hard to believe it's real.

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